Life in your 20s when you didn’t plan/expect to live this long is so weird. I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that I can’t kill myself because it would make people sad, but now what am I supposed to do for the next 50-70 years? My taxes???
Dinner time fellas
That bitch didnt stand a chance
HE FUCKING ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(via snailbeille)
my dear baby daughter goblin has learned to open doors and has elected to demonstrate this to me at nearly 3am by poking her little idiot darling head into my room and screaming at. a bug
two seconds before smacking her skull into mine at maximum speed. to show love. and crime
(via ruinyourface)
my dear baby daughter goblin has learned to open doors and has elected to demonstrate this to me at nearly 3am by poking her little idiot darling head into my room and screaming at. a bug
two seconds before smacking her skull into mine at maximum speed. to show love. and crime
(via ruinyourface)
many of you weren’t on the internet in the days before voice chat, before youtube, and don’t know what it was like to hear someone roll the dice on pronouncing ‘meme’ out loud in real life. I heard mem. I heard mee-mee. I heard maim. I heard may-may. you weren’t there you don’t understand.
(via alligatestheclotpole)
rewatched a very potter musical again today and also Holy Musical b@man and I forgot how good they were like holy shit they really did that
Hang on I’m trying to figure something out…
don’t think i can call it a hyperfixation anymore fam im afraid im just long term insane about this piece of media
okay but no queer show will ever make me feel as much as young royals has
I think im forever chasing the type of high that watching young royals gave me and I don’t know what to do with myself